I miss Jack!
OK, it's serious now. After watching all the crap on TV, and I mean C.R.A.P.....
I MISS JACK!
Not only Jack Bauer but, CTU and their moles, Chloe's sarcasm, and Tony Almeda (both the good and bad one) I teared up after watching the "Bank of America" commercials with Keifer's voice. So, that being said, here are some jokes to make you smile. If you are not a 24 fan, then you are probably a loser. I'm kidding of course, but you really should watch it.
- There have been NO terror attacks in the USA since Kiefer Sutherland changed his name to Jack Bauer.
- Jack Bauer once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn't escape and nearly drowned.
- Jack can strangle you with a cordless phone.
- Jack Bauer was once charged with attempted murder in Los Angeles County, but the judge dropped all charges because Jack Bauer never "attempts" murder.
- Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
- Jack Bauer once showed up late for work. CTU adjusted their clocks accordingly.
- If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
- The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.
- If Jack Bauer's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it.
and the funniest ever....... - Jack Bauer doesn't have a firewall on his PC. He has a Bauerwall. It's basically just a JPEG of Jack Bauer. No virus has ever attacked Jack Bauer's PC. Ever.
