Chump

Definition in the book of Charlie:

Chump (verb): to chump; the act of karate chopping something, the cutting of any foods, what happens when the potty seat almost falls on your pee pee, the cutting of hair, the pushing down of laundry to make more room in the basket

actual examples:

"You stand here and let me chump you with my chop."

"Can I help you chump up that tay-toe?"

"Ahhhh, that seat almost chumped my pee pee!!"

"I don't want Jennifer to chump my hair off!"

"Here, let me chump it down and I'll put this towel in there for you."